Gobble de Goop
Probiotics for your drains and septic system.
How Gobble de
Goop Works (and how to work Gobble de Goop)
Gobble de Goop
will not harm any drain or pipe. Unlike most drain cleaners, it is
not poisonous if ingested in small amounts. The material data sheet
No effect if ingested in small amounts. A single dose of this
product is rarely toxic by ingestion. May cause eye irritation.
Avoid contact with skin and open wounds.
According to the American Poison
Control Centers, over 700 children under the age of six are poisoned
annually by toxic drain cleaners.
Gobble de Goop is non toxic in small
amounts. Some have reported skin irritation. We will send complete
instructions with each bottle.
Because of our use of antibacterial
soaps today, our drains are quickly gooping up with sludge. Why? The
natural bacteria living in your pipes is being killed off. Gobble de
Goop will put that bacteria back into your pipes, in a quantity
large enough to eat all that goop in a month's time, and go onto
clean up your cesspool or city water supply.
When you are ready to clean your
drains, youíll need a bucket that holds just a little over a gallon,
and a large spoon or stick to stir the bucket. (Some have stirred
the bucket with their hands, but if you have a cut or sensitive
skin, use a large spoon.)
Take the bottle of Gobble de Goop and
gently shake it (turning it upside down) for about ten seconds. The
bacteria have settled to the bottom.
Fill your bucket with a gallon of
very warm water. It should not be so hot that you cannot put your
arm into it. Hot water kills the bacteria.
You are waking up the bacteria. Too
cold or too hot is a rude awakening.
Since you will do all your drains at
the same time, pour the entire bottle of Gobble de Goop into the
water and then put the bottle into the water and swish it around
till it has nothing left in it. Then gently stir the gallon of
Let it sit for one hour. In an hour,
all the bacteria will be active and hungry.
Pour slowly into five drains. If
using it on a toilet, just pour into the toilet and flush.
Make sure you apply to all your
drains preferable on the same day. We can guarantee the product only
if all drains in your home are treated at the same time.
But you are not done yet. Good
bacteria require oxygen. So you have to run a little cold water for
ten seconds in each drain each day. Many of your drains will be uesd
daily, but those that are not used daily, like that drain in
the laundry room or that one in the back bathroom that no one uses,
will have to be flushed daily
with a little fresh water. Running a sink or tub for ten seconds
will work just fine.
After applying the product, lines
will run smoothly within 10-14 days, max. Day 14 is the key day. If
lines do not run freely on day 14, it means that someone killed the
bacteria. By day 30, most lines should be completely free of organic
waste build-up. At that point, some bacteria will die, some will
remain in the lines waiting for more food and some will move down
the line looking for food. They are mobile.
If you are cleaning five pipes that
lead into a septic tank, that should be enough to clean the tank,
though sometimes a second treatment of using one entire bottle
should be poured directly into your septic tank.
Household drains should remain
trouble-free for three to five years, although improperly installed
pipes or pipes which have settled will need more frequent
applications. Again, this depends on if youíre killing off the
natural bacteria in your system. If you are using antibiotic soaps
or bleach, you pipes will start to get buildup sooner than those who
donít use these products.
Care for your Bacteria
The bacteria in Gobble de Goop do not
like toxins, antibacterial soap, bleach, or really hot water.
If you can shower in the water, itís
not too hot. But sometimes in the kitchen youíll be tempted to pour
that spaghetti water down the drain. Nope, you cannot do that. Run
cold water for a 10 seconds then pour the hot water slowly into the
sink. But the simple rule is: Hot water kills the bacteria.
We never recommend antibacterial
soaps. I believe that we need to build immunity to bacteria.
However, if youíve been using antibacterial soaps, YOU NEED GOBBLE
DE GOOP. Why? Because good bacteria live in your pipes naturally.
If youíve killed them off the good
with antibacterial soap, your pipes will be clogged with a sludge
you wonít believe. Ask any plumber about antibacterial soaps.
Plumbers love them. Theyíve never been busier, cleaning out drains
Bacteria that cause sludge build up
will get into your pipes eventually any way, but using antibacterial
soaps kill all the bacteria and sludge builds even faster.
Do not use bleach (or harsh, toxic
cleaning solutions) in your laundry for at least 30 days. There are
alternatives out there, like the Oxy Clean products. These will
actually supply the bacteria in Gobble de Goop with some extra
oxygen theyíll need to do their job.
So, letís go over the instructions.
Shake the bottle gently (turn upside down) to wake up the
Fill a bucket with a gallon of lukewarm water.
Empty the entire bottle into the water and rinse out the bottle in
the water to make sure it's empty of any residual product. (The
bottle can be reused after a thorough cleaning.)
Stir thoroughly and let sit for an hour to activate the bacteria.
Pour into the drain (or toilet and flush).
Run fresh water for ten seconds each day for three weeks.
Do not pour the following down any drain for three weeks:
Really hot water (above 140 degrees Fahrenheit)
In about two to three weeks, youíll
notice that any unpleasant odor caused by clogged drains is gone.
The only problem you might experience is a ďbreak awayĒ clog.
Sometimes, when the drains are being
cleaned by Gobble de Goop material stuck to the pipes might break
away and stop up the drain. If this happens, a simple plunging
should clear it. Itís just loose stuff that is temporarily clogged
in the pipes.
It is recommended to do this just
once every year, or once every six months as a preventive measure.
Iíve used Gobble de Goop and Iíve
passed a bottle or two onto others to try. Everyone loves it because
itís good for your pipes, good for your septic system, and good for
your local sewers not to mention good for the environment.
In Germany, a bottle of ten
applications costs over $80.00, or just over $8.00 per drain. For our readers and everyone you
send to us, a bottle of five applications will cost, for a limited
time, just $19.95
plus $4.00 shipping,
while two bottles (10 applications) will cost $29.95 plus $6.00 shipping. See below for the
quantity break down.
All bottles are shipped USPS Priority
with guaranteed delivery.
I'm sorry but we do not sell outside
This is a limited time
offer with a
limit of six bottles per order.
DO NOT PURCHASE BELOW
Our readers are the best in the world. If you want
to try Gobble de Goop, write to us:
[email protected], and tell
us how many bottles you need. We will ship them absolutely free of
charge. You go ahead and use them, and a month or so after we ship,
if we do NOT hear from you, we will bill you thru Pay Pal, or you
can send us a check. This is our guarantee: it either works, or you
Number of Bottles
Number of Applications/ Drains
Cost Per Drain
Price + Shipping
||$19.95 + 4.00 = $23.95
||$29.95 + 6.00 = $35.95
||$43.95 + 9.00 = $52.95
||$55.95 + 9.00 = $64.95
||$66.95 + 9.00 = $75.95
||$75.95 + 9.00 = $84.95
As always, we thank our readers for
their generous support, and for their love and care for our planet.